And We Have A WINNER!
We have a winner in the "Most Stupid People" category.
After waiting anxiously for months, we would like to congratulate the city of New Orleans for earning the "Most Stupid People" award. New Orleans just RE-elected Ray Nagin to be their mayor. This is the same man that refused to issue an evacuation to the residents of New Orleans as the hurricane Katrina slammed into it. This is the same man who refused to help people out of the city with the use of buses (who could soon forget the fantastically hilarious picture of hundreds of buses underwater?). This is the same man who refused to initiate the evacuation plan...oh wait..he really didn't have one. Perhaps this is what put him over the top for the voters? this is the same man who claimed racism at every turn. Again, congrats to the unbelievably stupid people of New Orleans...well done!
Coming in second, with a strong showing (remember, it came in fourth (just out of the money) for the last three years), the people of the state of Illinois. Nicely done Illinoisans. Illinois boasts of electing three of the most flaming idiodic liberals from which one could possibly choose: Barak Obama, Dick (The dick) Durbin, and Richard Daley (granted, Daley is only the mayor of Chicago, but that's where most of the liberals live). Second place recipients will receive the incompetent political representation which they deserve, nice job.
Coming in third, perennial winner of this category, BUT NOT THIS YEAR, the people of the state of Massachusetts. WOW, What a drop! Massachusetts can usually brag about the MOST incompetent blowhards in the U.S. Congress, Ted (My God, I'm not sober, am I?) Kennedy and John (Ready for Duty except in a time of War) Kerry. Who would have ever thought that the people that elect these two to congress year after year would ever be dethroned?
We would like to congtatulate all entrants, good job, and please, keep being stupid.
After waiting anxiously for months, we would like to congratulate the city of New Orleans for earning the "Most Stupid People" award. New Orleans just RE-elected Ray Nagin to be their mayor. This is the same man that refused to issue an evacuation to the residents of New Orleans as the hurricane Katrina slammed into it. This is the same man who refused to help people out of the city with the use of buses (who could soon forget the fantastically hilarious picture of hundreds of buses underwater?). This is the same man who refused to initiate the evacuation plan...oh wait..he really didn't have one. Perhaps this is what put him over the top for the voters? this is the same man who claimed racism at every turn. Again, congrats to the unbelievably stupid people of New Orleans...well done!
Coming in second, with a strong showing (remember, it came in fourth (just out of the money) for the last three years), the people of the state of Illinois. Nicely done Illinoisans. Illinois boasts of electing three of the most flaming idiodic liberals from which one could possibly choose: Barak Obama, Dick (The dick) Durbin, and Richard Daley (granted, Daley is only the mayor of Chicago, but that's where most of the liberals live). Second place recipients will receive the incompetent political representation which they deserve, nice job.
Coming in third, perennial winner of this category, BUT NOT THIS YEAR, the people of the state of Massachusetts. WOW, What a drop! Massachusetts can usually brag about the MOST incompetent blowhards in the U.S. Congress, Ted (My God, I'm not sober, am I?) Kennedy and John (Ready for Duty except in a time of War) Kerry. Who would have ever thought that the people that elect these two to congress year after year would ever be dethroned?
We would like to congtatulate all entrants, good job, and please, keep being stupid.
posted by totalkaosdave at
5:51 AM
1 Comments:
What do I need to do to get nominated? I'm fairly stupid. In fact I'm so stupid I...oh nevermind I forgot what I was going to say.
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Wild Bill, at 12:48 PM
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