Hide the Women and Children

Well my friends, it seems to be here at last.
Total Kaos with Glen and Dave @ WideAwakesRadio is a less than 2 months away.
Can it be true that our fearless leader, Kender, has actually set the date of July 4th for the audio onslaught to begin? What the heck am I asking you for? The answer is YES!
We were offered and promptly accepted the coveted 3:08 to 3:23 AM ‘last call’ drive slot. Take that Illegals! See, Dave and Glen will take jobs no other Americans would. And for half the price, as well. Hell, just paint us brown and give us a weed whacker and we’ll march on City Hall.
The decision was not without some tumultuous rumblings, coming from Cracker of course. It seems that ovarian cyst just won’t respond to treatment. But after much discussion, brow beating, half a fifth of Thunderbird, and the promise of a grande chicken quesadilla, Dave finally acquiesced.
I simply defined for him our prime demographic. The much sought after 21-32 year old male with 2 DUIs, a GED, NASCAR bumper stickers(on the paint, not the chrome) on their ‘83 Firebirds, and a hydroponic lab in their mother’s basement.
So keep stopping in for updates on times, dates, and Dave’s ‘condition’.