And a Few More Things
Yes, most everything Dave wrote in the last post is true. But even a broken clock is right twice a day.
So lets get to the nuts and bolts here. Basically, what you can expect will be two middle aged white guys with over-inflated views of themselves having a good time at the expense of their listeners and society in general.
We have little patience, and even less pity, for Leftists and Socialists. So Marxists and PETA members enter at your own risk. Feminists bug us. As do entitlement whores and anti-business jag bags. We detest Americans who hate the very country that allows them to be pompous wise asses. We despise those who think their freedom of speech somehow means freedom from repercussions. Our hatred for self induced stupidity knows no bounds. Oh yeah, and we don’t like circus clowns. Or chihuahuas. They are merely overgrown rats whose only use should be to tune up a good wood chipper.
And as far as your previous attack on my heterosexuality, Dave, let’s just remember that Mr. Acorah stained blue dress hanging in your ‘closet’. What was it you said to Derrick, your very own Discovery Channel addiction? Wasn’t it “I wish I knew how to quit you.”? Ah, but enough about your ghoulish long distance romance.
Let’s talk about me.
A little known fact is that I write all of Dave’s lines. The funny ones, anyway. OK, so I wrote two of his lines. In five years.
But he is smarter than I am. He is an ‘MBA’ after all...did I spell that right? Expect him to bring up intelligent articulate discussion and for me to destroy it with bad puns and obscure references. He will then sigh and moan and I will laugh like a stoned school girl.
Apparently Kender has decided our show will be a mere two hours long. The bastard...F’n Kender. I think it would have been longer had Dave not insulted ‘his majesty’ with a song questioning his manhood. So at the hour and fifty nine minute mark, when you’re rolling on the floor laughing and begging for more, just remember it’s Professor Dave’s fault that he brought you to the edge and left you hanging. If it were up to me you’d all be gettin’ happy endings.
So lets get to the nuts and bolts here. Basically, what you can expect will be two middle aged white guys with over-inflated views of themselves having a good time at the expense of their listeners and society in general.
We have little patience, and even less pity, for Leftists and Socialists. So Marxists and PETA members enter at your own risk. Feminists bug us. As do entitlement whores and anti-business jag bags. We detest Americans who hate the very country that allows them to be pompous wise asses. We despise those who think their freedom of speech somehow means freedom from repercussions. Our hatred for self induced stupidity knows no bounds. Oh yeah, and we don’t like circus clowns. Or chihuahuas. They are merely overgrown rats whose only use should be to tune up a good wood chipper.
And as far as your previous attack on my heterosexuality, Dave, let’s just remember that Mr. Acorah stained blue dress hanging in your ‘closet’. What was it you said to Derrick, your very own Discovery Channel addiction? Wasn’t it “I wish I knew how to quit you.”? Ah, but enough about your ghoulish long distance romance.
Let’s talk about me.
A little known fact is that I write all of Dave’s lines. The funny ones, anyway. OK, so I wrote two of his lines. In five years.
But he is smarter than I am. He is an ‘MBA’ after all...did I spell that right? Expect him to bring up intelligent articulate discussion and for me to destroy it with bad puns and obscure references. He will then sigh and moan and I will laugh like a stoned school girl.
Apparently Kender has decided our show will be a mere two hours long. The bastard...F’n Kender. I think it would have been longer had Dave not insulted ‘his majesty’ with a song questioning his manhood. So at the hour and fifty nine minute mark, when you’re rolling on the floor laughing and begging for more, just remember it’s Professor Dave’s fault that he brought you to the edge and left you hanging. If it were up to me you’d all be gettin’ happy endings.
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